Open House

Dear Friends and Family:

Please come and visit your favorite people in the whole world, The Newells. We are very lonely here, and we miss all of our friends and family so much. We live in a huge empty house. We are begging you to help us fill up our house.

Here is a list of reasons why you want to come visit us:

1. We are so awesome; How could you not want to spend time with us?
2. Great shopping - The outlets and a really nice mall are 5 minutes from our house.
3. I am a really good cook. Think of all of the meals that you'll get to eat if you are staying at our house.
4. We live less than an hour from the D.C. temple.
5. We live less than an hour from Washington D.C.
6. We live an hour from Baltimore, MD.
7. We miss you!

Please come visit! We always tell everyone that our house is always open for visitors. No one ever listens. We're serious. Now get your butts here. I mean it.